Curse

metalicagrl · Sep 22, 2006, 01:08 AM // 01:08

pie's on the counter

*knits sweater*
and here's the sweater.

*sips beer*

Paul Mahdi · Sep 22, 2006, 01:10 AM // 01:10

*Turns into a giant panda*
*Walks around whisteling innocently*
*Almost steps in giant panda trap*
*Just misses the trap a second time*
*Steps over the trap the third time around*
*Trips on a bar stool and lands face first into trap*

"AHHHHH WTF IS A PANDA TRAP DOING HERE?!?!? THIS IS THE WORST BIRTHDAY EVER!!"

I pwnd U · Sep 22, 2006, 01:13 AM // 01:13

*sips beer*
*sees a big panda*
*goes over to give the panda a hug*

extra bacon · Sep 22, 2006, 01:14 AM // 01:14

a giant panda! O_O
*grabs giant panda and spanks metgrl with it*
there, now it is fulfulled.
and thanks for the pie and sweater!

*drinks beer*

I pwnd U · Sep 22, 2006, 01:14 AM // 01:14

*gives panda a hug*
*sips beer*

Paul Mahdi · Sep 22, 2006, 01:16 AM // 01:16

*Bites Pwnd twice and loses appetite for 2 days*

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?! WHO PUT THE TRAP THERE?!?! WHY WAS I JUST USED TO SPANK METALICAGRL?!?!"

*Sits in corner and cries for several years*
*Sips beer*

extra bacon · Sep 22, 2006, 01:21 AM // 01:21

it's part of the prophecy!
*runs and hides*
*drinks beer quietly*

I pwnd U · Sep 22, 2006, 01:23 AM // 01:23

*bites panda*
*hobbles away*
*burst into flames*
*wounds heal*
*runs in circles*
*sips beer*

metalicagrl · Sep 22, 2006, 01:25 AM // 01:25

spanked me with a panda paul. i mean the panda was heavy but having it be paul....thats just mean.

*sips beer*
*throws bamboo at paul the panda*

I pwnd U · Sep 22, 2006, 01:29 AM // 01:29

*sips beer*
*runs in circles*

extra bacon · Sep 22, 2006, 01:33 AM // 01:33

/roshambo pwnd
/watch pwnd fall over in pain
/point
/laugh
/cough
/breathe
/drink beer
/hic

metalicagrl · Sep 22, 2006, 01:34 AM // 01:34

*pokes extra bacon*

i like poking people.
*pokes extra bacon some more*
*sips beer while poking extra bacon*

I pwnd U · Sep 22, 2006, 01:35 AM // 01:35

*does flip to stand back up*
*runs in circles*
*kicks bacon in the face*
*sips beer*

extra bacon · Sep 22, 2006, 01:37 AM // 01:37

*flicks pwnd away like a little fly*
*looks at metgrl*
lil one, you know that poking turns me on, don't you?
*tries to drink beer calmly*

metalicagrl · Sep 22, 2006, 01:38 AM // 01:38

OMG!!!! sorry i forgot.

*walks over and starts poking pwnd*
*sips beer*

why the fark would poking turn u on???

extra bacon · Sep 22, 2006, 01:41 AM // 01:41

cause i don't get much human contact in life. -.-
apart from dirty boys and drunk lesbians. -.-
maybe i should just get a dog or something.
*drinks beer*
*ponders options*

metalicagrl · Sep 22, 2006, 01:43 AM // 01:43

i want a doggy...now that my fish is dead.

want a beer or something......
*sips beer*
*offers beer to bacon* dirty boys and lesbians???? eew.

extra bacon · Sep 22, 2006, 01:44 AM // 01:44

yea, it gets boring after a while.
*accepts beer*
thanks lil one.
*drinks beer*

Crystal Alice · Sep 22, 2006, 01:44 AM // 01:44

*walks into bar and over to the counter*
*looks at the people*
you guys are so wasted

metalicagrl · Sep 22, 2006, 01:45 AM // 01:45

nope, we're perfectly sober in a bar. *rolls eyes*

*sips beer*